Lately,
I’ve
been
catching
wind
of
a
hot
topic:
face
exercises.
People
are
raving
that
a
few
funny
faces
can
carve
out
jawlines
or
perk
up
cheeks—no
surgeon
required.
I’ll
be
real—I
smirked
at
the
idea.
Can
some
quick
grimaces
really
stack
up
against
Botox
or
a
slick
photo
filter?
My
curiosity
won
out,
so
I
snooped
around,
swapped
stories
with
folks
who’ve
tried
it,
and
even
gave
it
a
whirl
myself.
After
my
romp
through
the
facial
fitness
jungle,
I’ve
got
an
answer:
yeah,
it
can
do
something—but
don’t
toss
your
skincare
just
yet..
What’s
All
the
Hype
Around
Face
Exercises?
Face
exercises—think
facial
yoga
or
a
gym
sash
for
your
mug—zero
in
on
the
muscles
under
your
skin
to
tighten
and
define
your
look.
The
gist?
You
sculpt
your
arms
with
weights,
so
why
not
flex
your
face
to
tweak
its
shape?
I
kept
hearing
bold
claims:
puff
your
cheeks
or
flash
a
mega
grin,
and
you
might
smooth
out
lines,
lift
saggy
spots,
or
whittle
down
a
double
chin.
Tempting,
right?
It
costs
nothing,
skips
the
needles,
and
fits
right
into
your
TV
binge
time.
Still,
I
had
to
wonder—does
it
actually
work,
or
are
we
all
just
mugging
for
the
mirror
with
zero
payoff?
Spoiler:
it’s
not
a
total
bust,
but
it’s
no
magic
wand
either.
Does
the
Science
Back
It
Up?

the
type
who
likes
a
sprinkle
of
proof
before
jumping
in,
so
I
hunted
for
some
facts.
There’s
a
bit
of
research
floating
around,
but
it’s
not
exactly
a
goldmine
One
study
I
found
from
2018—done
by
some
folks
at
Northwestern
University
had
middle-aged
women
doing
a
30-minute
face
exercise
routine
every
day
for
a
few
months.
The
results?
Their
cheeks
looked
fuller,
and
they
seemed
a
little
younger
to
the
people
rating
their
photos.
Not
bad,
huh?
I
bounced
the
idea
off
a
dermatologist
buddy
of
mine.
She
wasn’t
fully
on
board.
She
pointed
out
that
facial
muscles
hook
into
skin,
not
bone,
like
body
muscles
do.
Overwork
them,
and
you
might
stretch
things
out
or
etch
deeper
lines
instead
of
erasing
them.
That
made
me
pause.
I’m
not
here
to
swap
a
soft
jaw
for
a
crinkled
forehead.
Giving
It
a
Go
Myself

committed
to
a
month,
10
minutes
a
day,
to
see
if
my
face
would
play
along.
I
had
to
try
it.
I
snagged
a
routine
online
promising
a
“natural
facelift”
with
stuff
like
the
“cheek
booster”
(make
an
O
with
your
mouth
and
nudge
your
cheeks
upward)
and
the
“chin
thrust”
(jut
your
lower
jaw
out
and
hold).
Let
me
tell
you,
I
felt
absurd.
My
cat
stared
at
me
like
I’d
gone
off
the
deep
end,
and
I
can’t
say
I
disagree.
But
I
powered
through.
Some
mornings,
I’d
do
it
while
my
tea
steeped;
other
nights,
it
was
my
wind-down
ritual.
After
a
couple
of
weeks,
my
face
felt…
firmer,
maybe?
In
the
right
mirror
angle,
my
jaw
looked
a
bit
crisper,
but
I
wasn’t
sure
if
it
was
real
or
just
me
hoping.
By
month’s
end,
I
compared
some
selfies.
Result:
a
hint
of
change,
but
nothing
that’d
make
my
pals
beg
for
my
trick.
The
Good,
the
Bad,
and
the
Funny

Experience
Evaluation
Here’s
what
I
dug
about
it:
-
No
wallet
hit.
No
gear,
no
fees—just
me
and
my
goofy
expressions. -
Chill
factor.
Once
I
got
past
looking
silly,
it
was
oddly
calming,
like
a
mini
Zen
moment. -
DIY
vibes.
I
liked
taking
charge
of
my
face
instead
of
letting
time
call
the
shots.
And
the
not-so-great
parts:
-
Time
creep.
Ten
minutes
sound
quick,
but
it
piles
up
when
life’s
hectic. -
No
fast
glam.
If
you
want
instant
cheekbones,
keep
dreaming. -
Mirror
trap.
I
got
hooked
on
checking
my
reflection,
which
isn’t
my
best
look.
Real
People,
Real
Takes
I
poked
around
online—X
threads,
chat
boards,
you
name
it—to
see
what
others
thought.
Some
folks
are
hooked.
One
lady
swore
her
double
chin
faded
after
half
a
year
of
daily
moves.
A
guy
said
his
eye
crinkles
softened,
though
he
confessed
to
slathering
on
fancy
creams
too.
Then
there
were
the
naysayers—people
who
gave
it
weeks
and
saw
squat,
calling
it
a
pointless
hassle.
I
dragged
my
fitness-freak
sister
into
it
for
a
week.
She’s
got
that
youthful
snap-back
skin,
so
no
shock—she
barely
noticed
a
shift.
“Maybe
it’s
for
older
faces?”
she
mused.
Good
point.
The
rave
reviews
I
saw
mostly
came
from
folks
over
40,
when
sagging
starts
creeping
in.
Speaking
of
fighting
the
sag,
I’ve
heard
great
things
about
Anti-Wrinkle
Sutton
Coldfield
for
anyone
near
there
looking
for
a
pro
boost—might
be
worth
a
peek
if
exercises
aren’t
cutting
it.
What
the
Pros
Say

plastic
surgeon
I
read
about
said
face
workouts
might
nudge
mild
droopiness,
but
don’t
bet
on
a
jaw-dropping
change.
He
likened
it
to
doing
sit-ups
for
a
faint
ab
outline—not
a
six-pack.
A
physical
therapist
I
messaged
was
more
upbeat.
She
works
with
facial
muscles
for
rehab—like
post-injury—and
swears
consistent
effort
can
tone
up
over
time.
The
split
opinions
left
me
thinking
it’s
all
about
your
starting
point
and
expectations.
Can
It
Actually
Sculpt?
After
all
my
snooping
and
face-scrunching,
here’s
my
take:
“sculpting”
might
be
overselling
it.
Dreaming
of
razor-edge
cheekbones
or
a
jaw
that
could
slice
bread?
Exercises
alone
won’t
deliver.
Your
genes,
fat
layout,
and
skin
bounce
call
a
lot
of
shots,
and
no
cheek-puffing
frenzy
can
rewrite
that
script.
But
can
it
tighten
up
a
bit?
Define
the
edges?
Sure,
if
you’re
in
it
for
the
long
haul.
For
me,
it’s
less
about
a
total
redo
and
more
about
a
little
pick-me-up.
Even
if
the
shift
was
subtle,
I
liked
the
habit.
It’s
low-risk—just
a
slice
of
my
day—and
if
it
slows
the
downward
slide,
I’m
game.
Plus,
there’s
something
satisfying
about
sticking
with
it,
like
watering
a
plant
and
watching
it
perk
up.
Tips
for
Giving
It
a
Spin

Science
Behind
Height
and
Weight
–
visual
selection
you’re
itching
to
try,
here’s
what
I’d
recommend
from
my
face-gym
stint:
-
Ease
in.
Pick
a
couple
moves,
do
5
minutes
daily,
and
ramp
up
if
you’re
hooked. -
Stick
to
it.
Half-hearted
tries
won’t
move
the
needle—set
a
timer
if
you’re
scatterbrained
like
me. -
Mix
it
up.
Slap
on
some
lotion
after,
or
eat
well.
It’s
not
a
lone
ranger
fix. -
Keep
it
light.
Too
much
gusto
might
tire
your
skin,
so
don’t
overdo
it.
Why
It’s
More
Than
Looks
Zooming
out,
I
see
face
exercises
as
part
of
a
bigger
wave—people
craving
simple,
hands-on
ways
to
feel
good
in
their
skin.
It’s
not
all
vanity;
it’s
about
steering
the
ship
yourself.
I
vibe
with
that.
I’m
not
into
scalpels
or
dropping
cash
on
miracle
potions,
so
this
fits
my
style.
I
might
keep
up
my
chin
thrusts,
smirking
at
my
reflection,
and
call
it
a
victory
if
I
look
lively
sans
caffeine.
Would
I
shove
it
on
everyone?
Nah.
If
you’ve
got
spare
minutes
and
some
grit,
give
it
a
whirl—especially
if
your
face
is
feeling
the
years.
But
if
you’re
chasing
a
fast
glow-up
or
a
full
overhaul,
you
might
need
a
Plan
B.
Me?
I’m
still
at
it,
half-laughing
through
my
routine,
happy
with
small
wins.
So,
can
you
sculpt
your
face
with
exercise?
I’d
say
you
can
nudge
it
along—nothing
carved
in
marble,
but
a
gentle
tweak
if
luck’s
on
your
side.
What’s
your
take—going
to
test
it
out,
or
cool
with
where
you’re
at?